There is much talk about how a man staying too long in one place is becoming like the locals. Blends. It behaves more or less consciously as they do. Not surprisingly it anymore weird stuff. Does not understand the cheers and delight of visitors it's from Europe. Because surely all these "normal" and has the most sense ...
Below is a list of things providers that may be time to relocate:):) Funny, but serious ...
Below is a list of things providers that may be time to relocate:):) Funny, but serious ...
know that for a long time you're in India when ...
- stare at people and you do not see anything strange,
- accept cows walking the streets as a permanent feature of the landscape,
- eat with relish the local cuisine, while the Indians when they drank a bucket of water (because it surely is not SO SPICY az)
- start eating tons of raw onion before a meal and can be frustrating if it had not served
- not ask for cutlery in a restaurant and eat with your hands like it was quite natural,
- ONLY eat right hand, the
- during the meal, not paying attention to siorbioacych, making clicking and pierdzacych colleagues,
- have a feeling that when on a motorcycle Sit down only two people, it is as if someone still barkowalo
- being in the restaurant you know what you order,
- know what is the difference between butter chicken, tandoori chicken, chicken masala ....
- ordering "child beer", "cockubmer" without thinking, not
- puts you in the stranger's question Confused about whether you are never married / married
- first question that you ask a newfound whether a person is married or mezata,
- quite normal thing is an elegant combination of colorful costumes or would be japonkami sandals, buttoned up cotton socks,
- cotton socks to start a japonek
- calling the taxi carried you order 2 km
- have a feeling that no one is looking at you and that you mix with the crowd
- for every question to which the answer is yes, instead of answer, bujasz head from side to side, holding the stiff necks
- for every question, to which the answer is NO, instead of the answer, emphatically bujasz head from side to side, holding firmly
- necks all the time you have an impression that we all want to rip you, and being in Europe, haggle over the price of the ticket, bus driver,
- go to the upscale bars and clubs in the pool flip-flops,
- driving by on a motorcycle, you are hit by a bulldozer
- driving by on a motorcycle, you are hit by a roller
- and in addition you are able to splash culprit in Hindi, the only
- your motorcycle accident was caused by the pigs, who suddenly ran out of the way, still
- you drive a motorcycle
- no difficulty getting your needs in the toilet "Indian Style", and instead of toilet paper you use water Kubelka ,
- know the names of at least five actors bolywoodu,
- annoys you the fact that your apartment a cleaner lady was taken ill on the day and sink a pile of dirty dishes in arrears,
- haggle in the renowned shopping center on the price of branded t-shirts, because you have impression that it is counterfeiting,
- coming to the bus stop not only check the timetable of waiting azprzyjedie bus,
- when your bus pulls up on time, check three times and is certainly a good number and direction,
- stare at all the foreigners, at least if you were not seen in the lives of white people,
- shirt for 2 euro seems to be too way, because surely I can buy for $ 1.5
- not sweat at 50ciu degrees
- begin to understand the rules of cricket and whether you think it an interesting sport,
- can replace the names of the players of the national cricket teams of India
- daily life India not seem to have such a bad thing.
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